A few weeks ago, when summer decided to go in a blaze of glory...
Theres a fucking racket going on across the road, girls in high pitched voices (apparently evolutionary mating behaviour), guys low occasional murmurs. I open the window not knowing where the fuck it was coming from. Unfortunately the ditzes see me doing this and make a move back inside. I do hear some convo before they do, and my god, what shit comes out when people are trying to get laid. The girls talk non stop, without thought, the guys standing there agreeing with all the inane drivel that spews out. I thought, fucking hell, why don’t you just cut to the chase. Spare me the fucking bullshit.
Must have scared them off 'cause I haven't heard anything since. Good, now I can get some fucking sleep.
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I have to mention one of my favourite books in recent years: Philip Marsdens Spirit-Wrestlers : A Russian Journey . There's a particular...