Delicious mood

I don't know if it's just anger, frustration, lust, what...I suddenly had a mad thought:

I would seek out guys around town, who, if they looked interested and I was certain, I would go upto and give the biggest baddest snog...walk casually away and that would be that. Oh and I might thank them in a very cool manner: Thank you for your cooperation...

This is no bluff. I feel like I've got to get something out of my system. I need to cross some barrier. Do something so out of character, and if you knew me, you would blink wide mouthed in absolute disbelief.

That might not be all, in the event of the guy running upto me and asking what that was for...what would I say?